Round The World With A Fridge

I've been travelling in a campervan from Sydney to Brisbane with Nicola, so I've not had proper access to the net for a few days now (hence me not blogging about this drive up the coast). We stayed in a hostel in Newcastle last night, and after a beers with friends, crashed at our hostel. During the night I heard some laughing but just turned over and went back to sleep...as you do in a hostel. Anyway, I woke up this morning to find the fridge gone - despite being handcuffed to my bed (the handcuffs had been picked)!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A group of cunting students left a note on my bag to say they're taking it to Brisbane and there will be a ransom emailed to me!!!!!! If you little SHITES are reading this you'd better know that I've reported it stolen to the Newcastle police and my video camera inside has footage I've not got a copy of yet. So if you've got any fucking decency, you'll give the fridge and the camera back in the same condition as when you BROKE THE FUCKING LAW AND STOLE THEM. If you give them back, I'll not press charges.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEP BREATHS.

It's been a very long day - I'll post some more details tomorrow when I figure out where to go from here.



Update (Friday 25th 7am): Still no email yet...